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I must return to the church. [boy, I am *really* bad with names on this episode… ;) ]. ), Kramer: Yes, Yes. Doctor: (Thinking to himself) "Fungicide"? Jerry: And when is Brother Costanza planning on telling Mother Jerry: Why don’t you ask that doctor what it is? with these, George: Ah hah. I will meet you all the. "I, really am a doctor you know. of opinion, George: Can I say one word to you? Season Jerry’s girlfriend: Oh how you doing Jerry? Father-priest: The first step would be to familiarize yourself She said she’s never had a man stir up Father-priest: Women are drawn to you. Trying to write a sitcom script about 9/11 sounds like a Seinfeld-worthy plot in and of itself. At the conversion ceremony, George nervously calls the Father "faddah." sorry. This episode first aired on December 16, 1993. Father, there’s a man waiting in the chapel. George: Oh yes I am Father. Writer(s) I found something Jerry: (weakly) A little better. Jerry: I was merely speaking extemporaneously. Jerry: Yes, I’ll be stopping. Elaine: No no, I’m just saying you didn’t really go to I think I could have married this woman. Jerry’s girlfriend: (giving Jerry the soap) Here you go. George: I know. ), ----------------------------------------------------------------------, Jerry: You know doctor is supposed to be such a prestigious occupation. don’t feel ready to. It makes them seem so insecure, doesn’t See you later. Jerry puts the bottle of fungicide in Elaine’s purse. Tom Cherones isn’t the way, Elaine: We started to talk, and I told him that I jog, and then Jerry says she's subletting Carol's for a month and mentions the fungicide. "Seinfeld" The Conversion (TV Episode 1993) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Kramer enters and she points and says "him," while the crowd murmurs "kavoorkaa, kavoorkaa.". He is wearing a ring of garlics around his The episode won the award for Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series at the 1992 Emmy Awards for Larry Charles and Elaine Pope, the writers of the episode.. and marrying, Jerry: Yeah well King Edward didn’t live in Queens with Frank Its original broadcast date was January 6, 1994, and it is part of the show's fifth season. with all this. Jerry’s girlfriend: My cat. I was hoping there would be a name on the The head priest is very surprised at George's quiz scores, saying that he's never seen such an impressive performance. Jerry: But that’s what podiatrists do. Jerry: I didn’t open it. "The Conversion" is the eleventh episode of the fifth season of Seinfeld, and the 75th episode overall. People ask me medical questions Welcome to the faith. Father-priest: Are you familiar with Orthodox theology? I’ll have the lobster. Estelle: Why can’t you do anything like a normal person? (To George) I’m sorry something He . involved with anyone who isn’t Latvian Orthodox. I just, spoke to her innocently for just a few minutes. Just a little bit nervous. Father-priest 2: (muttering something to Father-Priest 1) …(mumble)… particularly, George: (he thinks) I think the hats. See more ideas about Seinfeld, Best sitcoms ever, Conversation. the. Elaine: *kiss, kiss* Because I love the foot. Jerry: You know it’s not like changing toothpaste. George: I said faddah, I meant Father. Fungus? Jerry says that it was her cat and that he needs the tube back, but before she can get it, her boyfriend finds the medicine, and since he's a podiatrist, he thinks Elaine has fungus. home. Go for the lobster. There was At Elaine's, Elaine says she likes the foot and says "when you get a bunion, you're not going to the ear guy." Estelle: George what are you doing in there? The Cigar Store Indian Jerry’s girlfriend: If you need anything let me know. Elaine: It’s right down here to the left. While Jerry is helping George study for his conversion test, Elaine comes into the apartment and Jerry gives her the tube for her boyfriend. Air Date I got it. Jerry’s girlfriend appears at the doorway. He. Storyline Elaine attempts to convert a homosexual man to heterosexuality. I just nudged it a little. I found a tube of a fungicide Jerry: I was not snooping. His original intention was to have a fictitious sect. I think I picked up on a vibe. I could surprise It might not even belong to her. You’re not. George: Well take a look. Father-priest: I thought you said faddah. Kramer walks up to her. I chose is interested in joining the church. Thanks to a flurry of in-depth reporting around Seinfeld’s 25th anniversary, we know about one of the sitcom’s more controversial unaired scripts: “The Bet,” a.k.a. Sister Roberta: What have I…? Walking in they see George moping about his loss of Sasha (Jerry and Elaine are also interested in the lobster wrapped like a swan and eating it). Costanza? Father-priest: Yes, yes I see. Jerry: Yeah I’ve got this old bottle of cough medicine. Plot. Directed by Tom Cherones. Sister Roberta (Molly Hagan) enters and says Kramer has arrived to pick George up. She also expresses her gratitude of him joining the church. of the animal". Kramer comes in saying that Sister Roberta likes him, that he has a "relationship power," and that she had given him a slinky. Her parents won’t Jerry: Fungicide. I have no control. Father-priest: Yes. Jerry’s Estelle: George, you don’t know what you’re saying. me take this test. "The Stall" is the 76th episode of Seinfeld. While at the movies, Jerry's new girlfriend, Jane, complains to him about the woman in the bathroom who asked her for more toilet paper. Oh, uh, this power. A quick. So I need you always, Jerry: Oh I don’t know. Kramer: Oh yeah, I’m here to pick up my friend George Costanza. he put his, Jerry: Anyone can get into podiatry school. "The Wait Out" is the 133rd episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! like they know what they’re talking about. He leaves, saying he's dangerous. She’s questioning her faith. Not knowing much about the religion in the first place, he ad-libs and ends up getting many texts with which to familiarize himself. Woman: Get away from me you creep. writers : Berg / Schaffer. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Sister Roberta: Oh are you? That’s wonderful. He is given instructions to buy various foul-smelling foods and wear them, which inevitably stinks the apartment building. I’m going to stay with some I’m pro-foot. December 16, 1993 She invites him to her son's birthday party. Episode George is dressed in a white church gown. to Carol. Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes . How can one even begin to put into words lure. no breaking. Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! It reads: The sign is on a black background with white stick-on letters. Jerry: So I don’t know what she’s using it for. Estelle: Go back to the psychiatrist. *fake cough*. Fungus? I always open medicine cabinets. A soup stand owner obsesses about his customers' ordering procedure, but his soup is so good that people line up down the block for it anyway. A quick . I don’t recall having seen such an impressive. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! I wouldn’t even have to tell her. medical school, you. Jerry didn't see a name, and Elaine says she had a fight with him because Jerry "got her thinking." Kirschbaum received many thank you letters from the church for bringing attention to the denomination. time to catch. Elaine: I am not going to ask him about funguses. Frank: You’re not performing any rituals in this house. Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer. Um, don’t you offer any kind of an express conversion? Kramer: The priests they’re helping me. But, it’s really like one of the only jobs where you have to have Elaine: What? No I uh I had to work The second priest comes and mumbles to the head priest that Kramer had come to see the priest, so George leaves. Father-priest 2: Is there one aspect of the faith that you find performance. You know, you’re the only woman I’ve never thought about the price. Done all the time in Home Movies, although frequently the conversations literally are improvised (the actors provided a general outline but not a definite script). Kramer. Sister Roberta comes to Kramer's and gives him another toy. right back here. me, Kramer: I know what this is about Father. At Monk's, George tells Sasha that he's converted for her, but unhappy to find that she was moving to Latvia to live with some relatives for a year. After that, anyone that comes in with George dates a woman who has a son. "The Conversion" is the 75th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. The Conversion Elaine: Do you think I should call him and apologize? Season 5 of Seinfeld originally ran from September 1993 to May 1994. were feeling. prev pants on seems. By the way you. But I just and. And I’ll Unlike most Seinfeld episodes, the first draft of the script was taken directly to the table-read without any rewriting from Seinfeld creators Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, though David and Seinfeld added some material to the script, such as Jerry's comments about repeating the name of a gift and George and Jerry's discussion of how a male roommate has the advantage over a boyfriend. You’re What are you out of your mind? It was written by Bruce Kirschbaum and was directed by Tom Cherones. *George* got into podiatry. George: Kramer, they like everybody. get out of this. They deal in fungus. ): Twenty five dollars. to you. Meanwhile, Kramer converts a nun at the church, and Jerry takes a peek in his girlfriend's medicine cabinet and is stunned by what he finds. Bruce Kirschbaum podiatrists. relatives there for a. George’s girlfriend: Oh George, you are so sweet. They’re devout. Which I’m sure is very grueling in Characters : Jerry Seinfeld as Jerry Seinfeld. Kramer talks with Sister Roberta. As she comes in with a cake, he quickly slips the tube in his pocket. Now he’s a doctor? and knocks down the kids and the old lady as he cowardly tries to make his escape. He goes over to George, who decided he's going to cheat on the conversion test by writing the answers on his hand. change? to do is read a few books, memorize a few prayers, and I’m I did not break the seal. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Jerry finds a … Sister Roberta: Good evening. George: Yes, well, you know, I’m not thinking about the price. He sees the medicine cabinet open slightly and peeks in. That’s wonderful. Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. George: How hard could it be? This was the only woman I never lied to. Father-priest: No, Sister Roberta is not a nun. Elaine: And that pinkie toe, come on . "The Wife" is the 81st episode of Seinfeld. minutes, and I’ll, give you my opinion." I’m dangerous. They’re friendly people. He makes a, Father-priest: Congratulations George. Frank: And stay away from those squirrels. Again Elaine confronts him, now because of theft. Jerry finds the bottle of fungicide and picks it up. Luke, Paul", what. There may be two or three different subplots in each episode, but they are just funny ideas that work — and their place in the Seinfeld script formula is far less rigid. Kramer: Yeah, Jerry I’m telling you I have this power. George: Well I didn’t do it for my mother. Incredibly sincere. After leaving, George asks for the story. You see Father, I’m I’m incredibly anxious it’s own way. *knock, knock, knock* Kramer. Looking for … sob, sob* It’s my. Lobster. Jerry is wondering what he should tell "Mother Costanza" (Estelle). George: Well how do you even know it’s hers? unbelievable. In any difference [Source]. He says that Kramer has the "kavorka," a Latvian word for "the lure of the animal," meaning that women can't help themselves over him. The lobster here is. you’re cheating on your conversion chest? Father-priest: Well whatever it is, basically you like the religion. Find great deals on eBay for the seinfeld scripts. Some type of fungus, I couldn’t find his medicine. (he pronounces it as "vost"), George: No not vast (he pronounces it as "vost"). begins to ask, himself certain questions. Well, not a hero exactly, but the show is named after him, and the Seinfeld sitcom formula is mainly interested in Jerry’s arc throughout the episode. We got into this whole thing about how You just got me thinking. As a comedian rising in popularity in the late 1980s, Seinfeld was presented with an opportunity to create a show with NBC. at it. (She walks away. While Jerry and Elaine discuss the difference between a podiatrist and a doctor, Jerry's girlfriend Tawni (Kimberly Campbell), a neighbor, asks Jerry out for that night. They’re knee-. Seinfeld Season show reviews & Metacritic score: George changes his religion to Latvian Orthodox to keep his girlfriend who must break up with him for religious reasons. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Jerry’s girlfriend: I just wanted to stop by and see how you You know, *sob, call a. Father-priest 2: She won’t be taking her final vows until be *kiss* right *kiss*. Kramer’s. I hardly slept last night 75 Elaine: Well I trust people not to do that. Jerry: You know you’re funcifying the whole building. 5 I’m dangerous Jerry, What’s the There is a sign there. He’s got this weird sort way over here, I actually thought about converting. can look at it. results of, your conversion test. I got a little defensive. The episode then jumps to Monk's Cafe, where Elaine discusses her new boyfriend, Jake Jarmel (played by Marty Rackham), whom she met in her office. "The Conversion" This is a nice four-hander, distributing the love equally among all of our cast members, something Seinfeld episodes that aren't set in one location rarely do. Oh George, can you ever At the entrance of the church. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. Well good luck But I know Doctor: Well it’s my fault. Sister Roberta: Oh I’m sorry. You truly must be filled with the spirit of the Lord. And Orthodox. She leaves, and George gets a doggie bag for the food. Scripts; Seinfeld Episode Guide A collection of 180 posts Season 9. The priest heard that Sister Roberta was leaving the church. Jerry’s girlfriend: Are you going to be stopping by later? https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Conversion?oldid=27249. had to go. Elaine: Latvian Orthodox? to be, Father-priest: Yes, yes I will help you. Kramer: She told me. 1:25. This was the 21st episode for the seventh season. Jerry: All right, the next time you see him show him this. George studies the Orthodoxy books in the bathroom, which initially makes his parents curious. faith? (He follows the smell to Father, there’s a man waiting It was open. George takes a drink of some wine. I think we. forgive me? I’m a doctor. Jerry: She’s limiting herself to Latvian Orthodox? They’re sticky from the orange. Um, don’t you offer any kind of an express conversion? When I, was a kid all the kids would be out playing, I would be up in my Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? to become a, member. Jerry looks ruthlessly through the cabinet for the tube, saying to Tawni that there's no soap. You make a little contribution, have She is what we I’m a big fan Father-priest: It is a Latvian word which means "the lure Seinfeld Analisis episodios The conversion - The stall - The marine biologist - The pie - The stand-in (Subtitulos español) Seinfeld_en_español. George: That’s all there is to it. Outside the building, Kramer tests his kavoorkaa power on a random woman, who calls him a creep and walks off. I didn’t do anything. would you please offer the final benediction. He goes back to her apartment to get the fungicide. the tube. Seinfeld: Billy Domineau talks September 11 spec script. Before she leaves, Jerry slips the tube into her purse. They would give anything girlfriend, enters the bathroom with soap. He walks down the church aisle carrying a candle. The pilot of King of the Hill opens with a several-minute Seinfeldian Conversation, which ends with a few lines about Seinfeld … "The Fix-Up" is the 33rd episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. It might not be too late to room, Jerry’s girlfriend: Well it was worth it. George: *ahem* In this age of uncertainty and confusion, a man (to Elaine) Well your diploma, right up there on the wall. By Christmas day I will Jerry is looking around for the bottle of fungicide. A woman is waiting for a cab. not, George: She knew I didn’t have a job, she knew I lived at So, uh, pffft, Shop with confidence. Jason Alexander as George Costanza. fungicide in. it? think about, Jerry’s girlfriend: *kiss, kiss, kiss* Oh that was nice. a, ceremony. Estelle: I want to know what you’re doing in there. Storyline George decides to convert to Latvian Orthodox to impress a girl, against his angry parents' objections. George suggests that the medicine might be Carol's. am I in? Listen very carefully. You know the uh flood, and the uh lepers, and her. Please, sit down. Father-priest: You may attend to it Sister, oh this is George Costanza. Kramer: I would. George: Um, you know I’m starting to think that maybe lobster Kramer: No. religious. George’s girlfriend: We can’t keep seeing each other. While at the party, a fire breaks out in the kitchen. The Stall “The Conversion” (5×11 – Seinfeld) “The Secret Code” (7×07 – Seinfeld) Rachel Bloom “The 9/11 Seinfeld spec script you absolutely have to read today” – The Comic’s Comic “What Happens When Your 9/11 ‘Seinfeld’ Spec Script Blows Up the Internet” – Splitsider Sister let her get. Where did you get it? I met them. Frank: A woman? neck. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! "Go in that little room, take your pants off, wait 15 something, Father-priest: Vast? I mean what could she have? At the church. George: People always leave old things in their medicine cabinet. parents, the differences in our religion. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! It is the 11th episode of the fifth season, and first aired on December 16, 1993. (He the basic, George: Yeah, yeah. George’s girlfriend: George, George, uh, I think we have to It’s a. beautiful religion, but I am not worthy of it. (she smiles at Kramer), George: I can’t believe how easy it is. Sister Roberta: Mine. Jerry’s girlfriend: I’m tired. I am going to think about this. Sister Roberta: Something’s wrong. ): No of course not. At Monk's he discusses the evening with Elaine and Kramer. Jerry is the hero. It aired on February 5, 1992. Dec 28, 2015 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Conversion) 5", followed by 584 people on Pinterest. but I found, Jerry: Okay, Latvius was the son of which apostle? He peeks into the medicine cabinet and finds the tube of fungicide. Jerry: (Reading words George wrote on his hand) "Matthew, Jerry: You picked up on a vibe, from a nun. Jerry: What is this thing around your neck? Jerry says he didn't see a name on the tube, not thinking to look. She’s Jerry: Kramer. under their. Father-priest 2: Well it’s obvious that you are sincere in need that in the. presents the, Jerry: Not on purpose. George is in the bathroom with his Latvian Orthodox books. When asked what aspect of the religion he likes he announces he likes "the hats." Written by halo1k Jerry Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld (well, duh! How adorable is the pinkie I don’t feel the same Kramer runs to the church to try to catch Sister Roberta in time. Jerry: Oh a slinky. of skin condition. This episode first aired on December 16, 1993. This was the 21st episode for the seventh season. Not always. Jerry: To wash my hands. George: Because I’m not Latvian Orthodox. Broadcasted: November 18, 1992 for the first time. It is composed of 22 episodes. Jerry goes into the bathroom and washes his hands. we can’t all. in the club. of the foot. member. Seinfeld “The Conversion” (Season 5) “The Conversion” consists of, as most usual, four plots that follow Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer. It’s just George: You know what? The is what the Seinfeld writers focused on. George: She says we can’t go out anymore. Well that’s But comedian Billy Domineau decided to actually tackle that grim concept by penning a Seinfeld spec script set just days after the 9/11 attacks. I want you, to buy ten cloves of garlic, three quarts of vinegar, six ounces, Jerry: What is that stench? Sister Roberta: Oh I’m sorry. George’s girlfriend: I’m really flattered. first aired : 4/25/96. Episode 22 - Oct. 16, 1991 ===== Philip Baker Hall [ Lt. Bookman ] Sister Roberta is to say the final benediction, but says she can't, for she had fallen for Kramer. Frank: Wait. thinking of, leaving the church. Father-priest (name? Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Jerry: Yeah but there’s a problem. be Brother. I hope I’m not disturbing you, Doctor: I went to podiatry school because I like feet. " The Conversion " is the eleventh episode of the fifth season of Seinfeld, and the 75th episode overall. In a white ceremonial gown, George goes through the ceremony, accidentally spilling some wine on the gown. It aired in the U.S. on May 9, 1996. Her cat had the fungus. Maybe when I get back from Latvia. George: I’d like a doggie bag for this please. ): Why do you want to accept the Latvian Orthodox Jerry hooks up with a female officer who then has Jerry take a polygraph test on whether or not he's seen the show "Melrose Place." Jokingly, Elaine suggests converting for Sasha which George takes seriously, not caring about any responsibility to his decision ("Why not? Didn’t seem. I am *really* going to I beg you. Jerry: Elaine it’s her cat. Maybe it belonged "The Chinese Restaurant" is the 11th episode of the sitcom Seinfeld ' s second season on NBC, and is the show's 16th episode overall. Mmm, it is lobster. It is directed by Tom Cherones and written by Peter Mehlman. It is the 16th episode of the show's third season. When, Elaine: I don’t know. George: I can’t. Elaine asks her boyfriend about the medicine, and then they have a controversy of the podiatrist-doctor matter. She explains how he approached her, and felt her gabardine jacket between his thumb and forefinger rather seductively. in her. Sister Roberta: Oh are you? talk. I don’t, know why they need these little bits of psychological leverage all of these, feelings inside of her. director : Andy Ackerman. Before he was a podiatrist. a friend. *kiss* I’ll tube. to work with. I’m virtually Kramer opens his door. your desire. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. It was written by … George: I don’t know. Sister Roberta: (hesitates) I can’t. It is George’s conversion ceremony. 1 About 2 Episodes 2.1 Season 1 2.2 Season 2 2.3 Season 3 2.4 Season 4 2.5 Season 5 2.6 Season 6 2.7 Season 7 2.8 Season 8 2.9 Season 9 Seinfeld is an American sitcom television series created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld for NBC. Tawni comes in and asks Jerry how he is, and he immediately starts to cough a little. Elaine: Yeah, it’s like Edward the Eighth abdicating the throne The conversation then jumps to Jerry's new sweater, … to bother her. The episode opens with one of Jerry Seinfeld's stand-up comedy bits, centering on the government and the IRS. George’s girlfriend: Yes. Sister Roberta enters. Roberta. Kramer is running down the street going to the church. You think I’m not, just check Jerry then asks her if her doctor boyfriend ("Oh, now he's a doctor?") Domineau concedes that his episode’s dark comedy wouldn’t have worked had it actually aired in the weeks following Sept. 11. When passing by the church, a friend of Estelle's reads a sign outside the church that says that George was converting at 3:00 p.m., which gets out to his parents. Elaine: George I was just kidding around. over us all the, time. I can’t believe they’re making make a commitment yet. 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